It can be a dog's life

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Here's a joke that gave Snifter a laugh: A man sees a sign in front of a house in Luton ­ "talking dog for sale". He rings the bell and the owner...

Here's a joke that gave Snifter a laugh: A man sees a sign in front of a house in Luton ­ "talking dog for sale". He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back garden. The bloke finds a black mutt sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Sure do," the dog replies. "So, what's your story?" The dog looks up and says: "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told MI5 about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their top spies eight years running." "The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So, I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work ­ listening in on suspicious characters. "I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded loads of medals, then I had a wife, a few puppies, and now I'm retired." The man is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner replies: "Ten quid." The bloke says: "Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?" "Cause he's a f***ing liar. He's never done any of that stuff.

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